We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.

How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides?

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much.

Did you ever see a giraffe? It is like something from between the regions of truth and fiction.

I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.

Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.

The popularity of an animal is directly correlated with the number of anthropomorphic features it possesses.

The age of a child is inversely correlated with the size of the animals it prefers.

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better.

If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.