Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.

The great fault in women is to desire to be like men.

Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses possessing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man at twice its natural size.

Man's love is of man's life a thing apart, Tis a Woman's whole existence.

The average woman sees only the weak points in a strong man, and the good points in a weak one.

A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her, but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account.

The allurement that women hold out to men is precisely the allurement that Cape Hatteras holds out to sailors: they are enormously dangerous and hence enormously fascinating.

Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise about men.

There's something every woman wants, and that's a man to blame.

Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about things. What we like is to be a man's last romance.