Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Verily, men do foolish things thoughtlessly, knowing not why; but no woman doeth aught without a reason.

I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla, that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of.

You don't work no harder than me and yet you expects me to do the shopping, cooking, cleaning, and wash your filthy clothes, too, when I come home.

Women become attached to men by the favors they grant them; men are cured by these same favors.

Only he who is man enough will release the woman in woman.

Woman's life must be wrapped up in a man, and the cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool with a man.

Women can be vivacious. We are allowed more varieties of facial expression and gestures. Men must be rocklike.

Women are not so sentimental as men, and are not so easily touched with the unspoken poetry of nature; being less poetical, and having less imagination, they are more fitted for practical affairs, and would make less failures in business.

If a man does something silly, people say, 'Isn't he silly?' If a woman does something silly, people say, 'Aren't women silly?'