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Sex Quotes
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Just how responsible am I for my partner's orgasm? Well, I guess that depends on whether or not you're there.
The only unnatural sex act is one which you cannot perform.
All animals are sad after coitus except the female human and the rooster.
When it comes to sex, and everything else, the male's great fear is of failure, and the female's is of not being loved.
You use sex to express every emotion except love.
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
Everybody lies about sex.
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it.
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Relationship Quote
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Humorous Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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