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There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.
When it comes to sex, and everything else, the male's great fear is of failure, and the female's is of not being loved.
What motivated man to walk upright? To free his hands for masturbation.
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
Man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life.
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Sex is the most fun you can have without a gun.
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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
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Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
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The friendship that can come to an end, never really began.
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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
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