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Claustrophobia? It's a dreadful fear of Santa Claus.
The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.
People who stare each other in the eye for sixty seconds straight will soon either be fighting or making love.
If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.
Soderquist's Paradox: There are more horses' asses than horses.
The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.
As we say in the sewer, time and tide wait for no man.
A psychotic thinks that 2 plus 2 makes 5. A neurotic KNOWS that 2 plus 2 makes 4 - he just can't stand it.
McGinn's Law: Just about everything takes longer than they say it does, except sex.
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Life Quote
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
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