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No one is listening until you fart.
I live alone and sometimes I wish there were a toothbrush in the holder next to mine. I often eat alone, sleep alone, and go to the movies alone, even on Saturday night. Some of my friends live the same way, and we agree that being alone is a tax we pay for the luxury of our freedom.
Don't think that every sad-eyed woman has loved and lost. She may have got him.
Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you - not because they are nice, but because you are.
Eat, Drink, and Remarry.
We're here because we're here because we're here because we're here.
Jesus saves! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know it is safe in their mouth.
Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
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Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.
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The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
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