There are beautiful flowers that are scentless, and beautiful women that are unlovable.

In any bureaucracy, paperwork increases as you spend more and more time reporting on the less and less you are doing.

The Christian religion is based on the economic policy that dead people don't ask for refunds.

Leigh Hunt was probably the only man in the world who, if he saw something yellow in the distance and thought it was a buttercup, would be disappointed if he found it was only a guinea.

-Why do dogs lick their private parts? -Because they can.

Never interrupt when you're being flattered.

Take care of your health so that you may die young as late as possible.

If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well.

Before you borrow money from a friend, decide which you need more.

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.