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Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.
Wit is far more often a shield than a lance.
Be straightforward in the way you dodge issues.
Good advice is one of those insults that ought to be forgiven.
Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordian but doesn't.
With regard to ham and eggs: The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.
A productive drunk is the bane of moralists.
On the highway, beware of rolling stoned.
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
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Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
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Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
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Everything you can imagine is real.
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