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Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.
Wit is far more often a shield than a lance.
Be straightforward in the way you dodge issues.
Good advice is one of those insults that ought to be forgiven.
Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordian but doesn't.
With regard to ham and eggs: The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.
A productive drunk is the bane of moralists.
On the highway, beware of rolling stoned.
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.


Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.


Relationship Quote
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
Friend Quote
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.

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