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Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.
Wit is far more often a shield than a lance.
Be straightforward in the way you dodge issues.
Good advice is one of those insults that ought to be forgiven.
Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordian but doesn't.
With regard to ham and eggs: The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.
A productive drunk is the bane of moralists.
On the highway, beware of rolling stoned.
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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