Ethics is about what is right, not who is right.

Disappointments are His appointments.

When you help someone else up the hill, you reach the top yourself.

The most important things in life aren't things.

Never judge a man's actions until you know his motives.

Never try to teach a pig to sing... it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

At twenty we worry about what others think of us; at forty we don't care about what others think of us; at sixty we discover they haven't been thinking about us at all.

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.

The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.

Success is going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm.