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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never buy tights off a mermaid.
Every generation believes that there was a golden age that ended about forty years previously.
If nothing works faster than Anadin, take nothing.
Your bladder's either half full or half empty depending on your world view.
It is often more beneficial to jog around the psychiatrist's building than to enter - and cheaper than a couch.
Sleep with a question, and you often get up with the answer.
Why do girls fake orgasms? Because they think we care.
Some speakers electrify their listeners, others only gas them.
Why do 'They' retain absurd distinctions between first and second class? Far more helpful if 'They' divided us into, say, talkers and non-talkers, or farters and non-farters.
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Here is the secret of inspiration: tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you.
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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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