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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never buy tights off a mermaid.
Every generation believes that there was a golden age that ended about forty years previously.
If nothing works faster than Anadin, take nothing.
Your bladder's either half full or half empty depending on your world view.
It is often more beneficial to jog around the psychiatrist's building than to enter - and cheaper than a couch.
Sleep with a question, and you often get up with the answer.
Why do girls fake orgasms? Because they think we care.
Some speakers electrify their listeners, others only gas them.
Why do 'They' retain absurd distinctions between first and second class? Far more helpful if 'They' divided us into, say, talkers and non-talkers, or farters and non-farters.
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
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If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
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There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.
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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
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