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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never buy tights off a mermaid.
Every generation believes that there was a golden age that ended about forty years previously.
If nothing works faster than Anadin, take nothing.
Your bladder's either half full or half empty depending on your world view.
It is often more beneficial to jog around the psychiatrist's building than to enter - and cheaper than a couch.
Sleep with a question, and you often get up with the answer.
Why do girls fake orgasms? Because they think we care.
Some speakers electrify their listeners, others only gas them.
Why do 'They' retain absurd distinctions between first and second class? Far more helpful if 'They' divided us into, say, talkers and non-talkers, or farters and non-farters.



Motivational Quote
If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.


Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.

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