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Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordian but doesn't.
With regard to ham and eggs: The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.
A productive drunk is the bane of moralists.
On the highway, beware of rolling stoned.
Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants.
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
The secret of patience ... to do something else in the meantime.
Ethics is about what is right, not who is right.
It is better to have poor taste, than no taste at all.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.