When the client moans and sighs Make his logo twice the size. If he still should prove refractory, Show a picture of his factory. Only in the gravest cases Should you show the clients' faces.

Don't be troubled if the temptation to give advice is irresistible; the ability to ignore it is universal.

Everything is personal.

Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.

If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.

Keep your bowels open, your tin hat on and trust to God.

You're sixty-five today - and it's the first day of the rest of your life savings.

At twenty we worry about what others think of us; at forty we don't care about what others think of us; at sixty we discover they haven't been thinking about us at all.

A soft drink turneth away company.

I am righteously indignant; you are annoyed; he is making a fuss about nothing.