A friend is a present you give yourself.

Disappointments are His appointments.

Health is not valued till sickness come.

Life is like a bridge-cross over it but don't establish yourself upon it.

... success is failure turned inside out.

What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, you get an onion with long ears, but one time out of a hundred, you get a piece of ass that makes your eyes water.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

It is slavery and a disgrace if a wife supports her husband.

In marriage it is all very well to say that "the two are made one," the question is - which one?

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out.